( Preamble! )

[What does Theo do when he's bored? He gets drunk! And he certainly gets drunk a lot. Today's no exception. You'll find him ( Read more... )

Hey, Lucy Smith! Maybe more people wouldn't want to leave if they weren't regularly kidnapped, brainwashed, tortured and murdered. Ever think of that? Keep it in mind ( Read more... )

[Being locked up in his house for a few days after his last regain adventure, most of his not!family are avoiding him, and the usual boring Mayfield monotony have finally overcome young Mister Crawford, as it has many times, and as it will continue to do so. Time for a call, since you should all suffer with him.]

Hnng! I can't stand this place ( Read more... )